Chasing Butterflies
As you get older you realize that people don't mean to be obnoxious, it's just that they're all screwed up inside.
posted 7 hours ago
Hey look, I fucked up the video but clicking random buttons and getting lost in the Blip interface (as I am one to do), had refresh and re-start it, and was trying to fast forward to a part it hadn’t loaded yet (again, as I am one to do) and look where it landed me.
IT’S LIKE BLIP KNOWS ME!(It should. Considering how much I often do have to go back and re-start videos and just how many stupid comedy movie review videos I watch in one day, I am probably giving those guys a whole shitton of money.)
Actually Blip is doing a thing when it’s embedded in other websites I can’t really successfully use the progress bar to go back or forward unless I watch the video on Blip itself
I’m just saying this because while I tried to pick back up where I was IT WOULDN’T LET ME SO I’M LOADING THE VIDEO AGAIN ON THE BLIP SITE
at least they’re not playing another Navy ad

Hey look, I fucked up the video but clicking random buttons and getting lost in the Blip interface (as I am one to do), had refresh and re-start it, and was trying to fast forward to a part it hadn’t loaded yet (again, as I am one to do) and look where it landed me.

IT’S LIKE BLIP KNOWS ME!
(It should. Considering how much I often do have to go back and re-start videos and just how many stupid comedy movie review videos I watch in one day, I am probably giving those guys a whole shitton of money.)

Actually Blip is doing a thing when it’s embedded in other websites I can’t really successfully use the progress bar to go back or forward unless I watch the video on Blip itself

I’m just saying this because while I tried to pick back up where I was IT WOULDN’T LET ME SO I’M LOADING THE VIDEO AGAIN ON THE BLIP SITE

at least they’re not playing another Navy ad

#SQUEAKY ROBOT HAND #is that your answer or the number of your IQ quotient? #(in can't stop the music i will have to say the latter)


posted 7 hours ago
Newton, why did you take me to a gay steel mill?
#i'm at the point where i'm posting whatever random riffs pops up in my head #even if you have no idea why i'm watching #context is for the weak


posted 7 hours ago + 1 note
Oh, it’s SO GOOD to know Steve Guttenburg dances as well as he did as a young’n as he did in the 2000’s

Oh, uh, yeah, for a while me and my family kind of had an embarassing habit of watching Dancing With the Stars… hey, I inked a lot of AntiSocial Commentary strips while watching that show, so if you enjoyed that comic, shut up.

But yeah the only reason Steve Guttenburg wasn’t voted out first the season he was on was because Penn Jillette was on the same season.
He made his tie dance
They were not impressed

#then when he was being judged the second time guttenburg wore a bucket on his head #like i said you can't really HATE him because he's so clueless and affable like a dumb puppy


posted 12 hours ago

Opening up full body sketch commissions again!

I need to take care of some money things but I also should be dedicating a fair amount of time to adding the finishing touches to my portfolio since admissions for spring classes at the school I’m looking at opens up soon, so I don’t want to really “dedicate” to larger pieces.

In ‘messiness’ my sketches may be more along the lines of spoopy!Dusky at the bottom, the last ones I took were super-cleaned up and took more time than they should’ve because of that.

I draw: Humans, anthros/furries, “feral” characters, fantastic creatures, robots, ponies. I’ve done fanart for The Lion King, All Dogs Go To Heaven, Short Circuit, WALL-E, Doctor Who, and MLP. Seriously, if you haven’t, look at my gallery. It’s chock full of that stuff. (And yes, top right corner is Felidae fanart/character design concept work. I know I spelled Blaubart wrong.)

I do not draw: NSFW, fetish stuff, and my ability to draw scary stuff/gore is ‘meh’ and I personally think it turns out more to be Narm when I attempt it. SORREH.

I will sketch canon characters. A visual reference is heavily preferred for any fan characters or original characters. Any pose/mood/expression preference would be much welcomed, short of that, a character profile would be handy.

You will be welcome to colour and finish the sketch however you please, just remember to give credit.

I am taking 5 commissions in this batch. If a single commissioner wants multiple sketches they will take multiple slots. 

If you want to support me but don’t want to buy art, considering checking out my Patreon or any one-time cash tips can go to julianwilbury AT gmail DOT com via PayPal.

$10USD, PayPal only.

Please PM/FanMail me if interested. (FanMail is actually nice because you can make your message as long as you want and put in links and it doesn’t give a fuq.)

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#art #my art #commissions


posted 13 hours ago + 47,816 notes — via thenoodlebooty, © tearlessrain
A Short Halloween PSA

tearlessrain:

Hey the thing I reblogged earlier reminded me to mention this:

I can promise all my followers that I do not post or reblog jump scares, ever, because A) I don’t like them and they suck, and B) I know at least a few of my followers have anxiety in one form or another and I’m not going to be that jerk.

So yes. There will be no jump scares from this blog, just wanted to ease your minds preemptively.

#halloween #also i try not to be a jerk #i know i fail a lot at this #but i try


posted 16 hours ago + 3 notes — via trickstersquared-creatives
trickstersquared-creatives:

And this Halloween Dusky has gone from batpony to full-on longma 
Icon art that will probably be put on hold for some emergency sketch commissions. (Also, would people buying sketch commissions care if they were this kind of messy? Like the last ones I took were super cleaned up and took more time than they should’ve because of it.)

Oh look I remembered I had an art blog.

trickstersquared-creatives:

And this Halloween Dusky has gone from batpony to full-on longma 

Icon art that will probably be put on hold for some emergency sketch commissions. (Also, would people buying sketch commissions care if they were this kind of messy? Like the last ones I took were super cleaned up and took more time than they should’ve because of it.)

Oh look I remembered I had an art blog.

#art #my art #sketches #ocs #fancharacters #batpony #dusky skies #2SPOOPY4U


posted 17 hours ago + 708 notes — via laowti, © hiddenstash
…So should I just, like, stay on this hotline all day?

(NOBODY HAS CLAIMED THE LOST PARROT SO I SORT OF HAVE THREE BIRDS IN MY HOUSE. AND I LIVE IN FLORIDA WHERE CRANES AND EGRETS WALK THE STREETS AND LOITER AROUND BUILDINGS)

…So should I just, like, stay on this hotline all day?

(NOBODY HAS CLAIMED THE LOST PARROT SO I SORT OF HAVE THREE BIRDS IN MY HOUSE. AND I LIVE IN FLORIDA WHERE CRANES AND EGRETS WALK THE STREETS AND LOITER AROUND BUILDINGS)



posted 1 day ago + 8 notes
OH MY GOSH THEY ARE CARRYING THOSE PLUSHES THAT WERE ONLY SOLD AT BLOCKBUSTER BACK IN THE DAY AT TOYS R US NOW
I have them BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO STORES I WENT TO TO TRY TO FIND THOSE FOR ME AND MY BOZO AND HOW I ENDED UP BUYING THEM ONLINE FOR BOTH OF US?!
*UNHOLY SCREECHING OF ANGER* 

OH MY GOSH THEY ARE CARRYING THOSE PLUSHES THAT WERE ONLY SOLD AT BLOCKBUSTER BACK IN THE DAY AT TOYS R US NOW

I have them BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO STORES I WENT TO TO TRY TO FIND THOSE FOR ME AND MY BOZO AND HOW I ENDED UP BUYING THEM ONLINE FOR BOTH OF US?!

*UNHOLY SCREECHING OF ANGER* 

#toys #toy collecting RAGE #columbia SUCKED back in 2008 when it came to wall-e stuff #just SUCKED #part of me wants to to go toys r us to get all the wall-e toys i missed the first time around #...and maybe replace my broken search and protect eve #they were so good for fanart reference


posted 1 day ago + 125,498 notes — via golden-spider-duck, © dirtyhippieproductions

golden-spider-duck:

eighties-blue-lightning:

sciencetoastudent:

earthsoldiers:

earthlynation:

common sense, really

That comic strip highlights a normal way of thinking for me.

That comic is the relationship most people in Florida have with wildlife in general.

That comic is nothing like it is in MN if a bear fucks with stuff we’re like WELP YOU SHOULD HAVE BEAR-PROOFED YOUR GARBAGE CAN, TED.

Or an animal shows up and it’s like WHOAH LOOK unless it’s a deer in which case everyone ignores it because they’re all over the place.

That said so many dead animals are all over the roads.

Yeaaaaaaaaaah there were news reports just a couple weeks ago about bears in neighborhoods around the coast and they’re the exact opposite and my whole family are just collectively rolling our eyes at the people on TV just SO PUZZLED AT HOW TO STOP BEARS FROM COMING IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD IT’S JUST IMPOSSIBLE 

hurrdurrrrrrr

#i don't even think in california that would make the news #BLACK BEARS IN CALIFORNIA? WHAT A NOVEL THOUGHT #NEXT YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THERE'S COYOTES


posted 2 days ago + 125,498 notes — via starblush, © dirtyhippieproductions

sciencetoastudent:

earthsoldiers:

earthlynation:

common sense, really

That comic strip highlights a normal way of thinking for me.

That comic is the relationship most people in Florida have with wildlife in general.